NFL predictions for 2009... sure to go wrong! :)

10. According to ESPN.com my fantasy football team will finish ahead of all fantasy football teams, and will be labeled the best fantasy football team of all time.

9. After going 1-3 to start the season the Minnesota Vikings trade Favre to be a back up at Green Bay for a dancing circus act that was performing at all the Packers Half Time shows... wait until you see what the elephants can do!

8. The St. Louis Rams will start 0-6. Looking for answers they acquire Chase Daniel as their new QB. He leads them to an 10-6 season, a division title, and a playoff birth.

7. The Cincinnati Bengals will have to forfeit a game after 2/3rds of their team gets arrested for various reasons a night before a game.

6. The Detroit Lions will go 0-16... again, but this year the Raiders will also go 0-16. However, the Detroit Lions will be removed from the NFL. The raiders will have one year to change... or else!

5. Tom Brady leads the Pats over Peyton and the Colts. Brady says after the game, "If Peyton and I were on opposite teams I would have led the Colts to victory." The next day the two players are traded to the opposing team... Brady doesn't win a game with the Colts (they miss the playoffs), and Peyton wins 6 of 7 games leading the Pats to a 13-3 season.

4. The Dallas Cowboys will need to win their last game at home to make the playoffs. Down by 4 with 4 seconds to go and 44 yards away from the end zone, Romo will drop back to throw a deep pass... but the pass gets tipped by the new jumbotron scoreboard hanging over the field and is intercepted. the Cowboys miss the playoffs.

3. The Falcons and Saints will split the two games they play each other. The score for both games will be 98-77.

2. The Philadelphia Eagles will play at Green Bay for the right to play in the NFC championship game against Chase Daniel and the St. Louis Rams. The two starting QBs get in a fight before the game and get thrown out before the first play. So Michael Vick comes in for Philly and Brett Favre for the Pack (remember he was traded to them in #9). Michael Vick beats Favre and the Pack in Green Bay for the second time in his career.

1. The St. Louis Rams will beat the Kansas City Chiefs in the Superbowl 34-28. It will forever be known as the "Show Me Bowl"... a guy can dream, right?